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Possibly the most irritating licence ever, and we've played Crazy Frog Racer.

Give your kids a Mario, Sonic or Crash racer instead they may be young, but they arenвЂ™t stupid. Putting our opinion on the cynical Ryan phenomenon to one side, the resulting game is nevertheless a slightly below-average kart racer that handles reasonably well but generally underwhelms, from the pitifully small number of tracks to the uninspired, floaty-light weaponry. Just because a game has the kid they watch on YouTube in it, that doesnвЂ™t mean theyвЂ™re still going to be playing it weeks and months from now, certainly not like Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. The reality, though, is that children are smarter than some people give them credit for, and they still know quality when they play it. Ultimately, the argument from some will be вЂњhey, itвЂ™s just a kidвЂ™s game, donвЂ™t worry about itвЂќ. It seems the studio just asked RyanвЂ™s parents to get him to record some stuff at home and WeTransfer it over, rather than recording stuff properly in a studio environment. So too are the video clips that appear before and after each race and show Ryan at home trash-talking his other (animated) rivals.

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The menus are full of speech samples where Ryan talks you through every single option, mode, character and unlockable in the game, but theyвЂ™re horrendous quality with plenty of mic feedback. ItвЂ™s not even like his presence has been handled with much care. If youвЂ™ve got a swear jar, best put it away before booting up this one. Not at him personally, of course вЂ“ heвЂ™s just a kid вЂ“ but at the way heвЂ™s being shamelessly exploited here to make people money: including his parents, who actually show up in FMV sequences before each tournament to talk a load of guff about racing strategies. Look, weвЂ™ve tried our best to be diplomatic here, but the reality is that RyanвЂ™s all over this thing and itвЂ™s hard for us to play it and not continually be annoyed.

ThatвЂ™s just the tip of the Ryan iceberg, too. The selection of vehicles is varied enough, but some of them are a little on the large side which actually affects gameplay: RyanвЂ™s boat is pretty tall, for example, and its sail obscures a lot of whatвЂ™s up ahead, meaning youвЂ™ll regularly drive into spills and obstacles you couldnвЂ™t see on the road in front of you. As well as Ryan вЂ“ who, as previously mentioned, takes up about two-fifths of the entire roster вЂ“ players can choose from various animated characters from the VTubers 'LetвЂ™s Play' channel thatвЂ™s part of RyanвЂ™s YouTube network. There are technically 21 different racers to choose from, but this actually amounts to seven characters in various different vehicles. The character roster is another strange affair. Regardless, though, even Mario Kart would lose our interest after a couple of hours if it only had six tracks. The six environments вЂ“ RyanвЂ™s playroom, a theme park, a haunted house, a wild west town, a pirate island and a toy shop вЂ“ are reasonably well-designed, with decent background detail and multiple routes in each circuit. There are only six on offer here, though you do get to race them in normal and reverse forms. The first red flag, however, is the severely limited number of tracks.